Christmas and New Year was an absolutely fantastic experience! I have to admit, I’m suffering from a slight hangover today – I won’t lie to you. As with every evening I spend in my client’s company, I was wined and dined until they had to literally roll me off my bar stool and winch me into a taxi back to Kensington. I must say, being an expensive call girl means I definitely know how to enjoy a lavish party!
Upon waking up late this morning, I decided it was time to tackle this headache head-on with two aspirin and a strong cup of coffee. While I am not typically in the habit of indulging in a greasy bacon sandwich, there’s something about the combination of coffee and aspirin that I find magically cures even the worst hangovers. After spending ten blissful minutes outside, inhaling the fresh air and taking a gentle stroll down Kensington High Street, I felt slightly less like a bear with a sore head. With the warm coffee in my hand, I felt even sweeter—that’s right, I may enjoy a champagne lifestyle, but at the end of the day, I’m just an ordinary person navigating life.
At precisely 2:30 p.m., I met my client in the iconic Selfridges department store for an afternoon of indulgent pampering, which he charmingly refers to as ‘his and her style.’ We were headed to Spa Illuminata on South Audley Street—a place renowned for its luxurious treatments. Before breakfast even crossed my mind, I had already packed my designer holdall with all the essentials. All I could daydream about was wrapping myself up snugly in a fresh, fluffy bathrobe and simply being horizontal for a while, allowing my body to rest.
Once we arrived at the spa, my day of relaxation unfolded just as invigoratingly and energisingly as I had hoped. My client thoroughly enjoyed all the massages and pampering services they offered. Meanwhile, I revelled in the facials and body wraps—rich and restorative treatments that left my skin feeling rejuvenated and my spirit lifted. The tranquil and calm atmosphere of this delightful sanctuary works wonders, soothing the inner soul and making you feel authentically human once more.
And now, after a splendid day of indulgence, here I am back home again, feeling pink, fresh-faced, and completely unknotted. Honestly, you have to love Spa Days, and I feel incredibly fortunate to have such wonderful clients to unwind and share these experiences with…
Every moment spent there was a reminder of why I cherish these occasions; they are not just about luxury, but also about reconnecting with oneself and finding joy in the simple pleasures of life.
