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Our 24-hour escorts have been aware of the Burlesque circuit for a few years now – they have even tried it out a few times in the bedroom as they muck about with a long feather boa. Still, when you genuinely get into the intricacies of it, you start to learn that there’s more to it than a few shrill shrieks and suspenders.

Expressing oneself through dance or theatre has been around as long as time itself. We can’t think of a better way to show someone how you feel about them than putting on a pair of dancing shoes and grinding up close to them… well, other than the obvious, which we’re not discussing today.

We have a client called Mr Brown, who comes from Sloane Square and has a particular affinity with the late eighteenth and nineteenth centuries, as well as the glamour behind the scenes in pubs and bars. Gentlemen only, you understand. We have seen the working girls sitting on punters’ laps, entertaining them over a brandy; even a bit of it is shown in ‘All That Jazz’. If you think about it, there is a lot of parody in London if you look hard enough.

Burlesque refers to a parody or joke, but it also implies an extravagant performance, as seen during Victorian times. Over in the USA, Burlesque became more risqué – no surprises there! The transition from parody on the old lines to striptease was gradual. At first, soubrettes showcased their figures while singing and dancing; some were less active, but compensated by appearing in elaborate stage costumes, so I wanted to show him how a pair of tights, a Basque, and a high kick can revive a show.

So dressed to thrill our ladies, go out, and make it happen with hair cascading down their backs and a feathered fan for intimate flirting, they set their stage (a vast space and a bit of Marilyn Monroe on the stereo) and tickled his fancy. And the best bit is that curves in all the right places help with titillation. If you’ve always been curious about the art of Burlesque, why not ask our receptionists about the possibility of one of our ladies doing a ‘show’ for you?

Our ladies have many talents – they have many well-kept secrets, and you could unlock them! You will never get the same date twice. These London escorts are full of surprises that will spice up your life. After all, they do say that ‘variety is the spice’. All you need to do is call us, and we will take care of the rest.

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We have a new Russian client staying in West London for six months. He has a wife and children back in Moscow, but wanted a professional and knowledgeable guide to show him the sights of the City. He chose one of our companions and had a good look at the British Museum. We thought you couldn’t get much more British than the royal family, so he booked into the Mary Queen of Scots and Royal Manuscripts exhibitions.

He then thought about where the best place to dine would be. He has friends at Gordon Ramsey’s Claridges. So, he booked a table; it would be rude not to.

Our Russian client has booked time for this week and next, requesting that we provide someone completely different each time. We have suggested the theatre, but think he wants to do something that involves walking about. If the weather holds, we might suggest strolling along the length of the South Bank and then taking in St. Paul’s, Big Ben, and the Houses of Parliament.

If you’d like one of our fantastic escorts to show you around London or recommend the best restaurant or bar to visit, let us know your preferences, and we’ll be more than happy to suggest a suitable venue for you. We know all the best clubs and 5* restaurants, so you will never book somewhere and be disappointed. We pride ourselves on being a helpful London 24-hour escort agency and want you to have the best experience with one of our lovely ladies.

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Many men enjoy feet. Pretty painted nails and soft skin in a pair of Louboutins are enough to raise the ardour of any red-blooded male, in our opinion. And the same can be said about hands.

You can tell a lot about a girl by her manicured hands. She communicates that she values self-care and spends money on looking her best. Whether to complement an outfit, they are always on display to the public, so they should look nice.

Ladies talk with their hands a lot. If you were to tie them behind their backs, they probably couldn’t hold a conversation. They also like to wear various pieces of jewellery bought for them or purchased while out shopping in Selfridges or elsewhere in the world, such as Dubai. In a nutshell, ladies’ hands are an expression of their personality, and they are as well-presented as the rest of them.

Our London escorts spend a considerable amount on acrylic extensions with various patterns painted onto their tips. A favourite nail bar in Chelsea knows most of our ladies by name and their life history. If a girl can’t trust her nail technician, who can she trust?

So, yes, boys – it DOES take time and money to make a lady’s hands beautiful, but don’t you think it’s worth all that effort when the writings in question are trailing lovingly along your arm … or scratching along your spine?

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Our ladies will elevate your stay in London to such a high-class level that you may not want to leave. They are beautiful, intelligent and horny; what else can you wish for?

This is one of the most beautiful cities in the world, attracting a diverse population of people. We select the most beautiful girls from around the world for our agency. Life in London is fast-paced and genuinely incredible, and it’s always better to experience it with someone else; our ladies will be able to guide you through your stay and show you what it’s like to live in the city.

If you’re a tourist, businessperson, or someone who lives here, we can find you the right person within a few minutes. You will never regret picking up our phone and giving us a call. It is tough not to fall in love with London, and it’s impossible to control yourself when you have a beautiful lady next to you. So, why deny yourself the best time of your life? You only live once, and you have to treat yourself for all your hard work.

If you feel lonely and don’t have any friends here, our girls will be able to change that. Our Dinner Service offers an unforgettable experience, with your girl by your side. Take your time visiting museums, restaurants and other attractions with an elite lady and make everyone around you jealous of the girl next to you. Dinner Service is also excellent because you get all the benefits of having a girlfriend without any drama that usually follows relationships.

When choosing one of our ladies, you can rest assured that you have selected one of the best elite agencies. An elite escort means the best, most beautiful, horny girls willing to spend their time with you. You don’t need to worry about all the drama that usually comes with these girls; they are intelligent and horny and will make you feel like the best man in the world. Choose our London escort agency and enjoy your time like never before.

If you still haven’t experienced the magic of escort girls, you are missing out on a lot. Where else can you find attractive girls who don’t require anything from you? They only want you and to please you. Enjoy some quality time with our fabulous ladies and experience London like never before.

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So, let us put your mind at rest. Our ladies work as escorts; their prime responsibility (other than the wants and needs of their clients) is personal safety. They always call the agency to confirm arrival and again when the date has come to an end. They always use licensed cabs and never accept lifts from people they don’t know. Although the outward journey can be a lonely business, travelling back within a crown is often the best action plan. To mind, they like the chatter of commuters, whether it’s on foot, by tube or jostling a cab. That’s notwithstanding the need to meet at the airport when travelling internationally.

There is always something ‘safe’ in our lady’s weekend bag of tricks, ribbed for pleasure or extra sensitive for his; keeping things clean always produces a smile from our lady’s clients and a clean bill of health. Our ladies are in the business of protecting their assets as much as anyone else. So if any lady you see does not offer this, you can be sure they are not a such a safe lady after all.

One of our new 247 escorts had a child background of growing up in Surrey, but as soon as she could, she was off travelling north into good old London town, more specifically, to City University, and her digs were in Clapham Common. She quickly found her feet, accompanied by her class and roommates. They soon learnt the shortcuts so black cab drivers wouldn’t shortchange them, where the best cafes and bars were situated and entertained themselves on their student loans. By the time they graduated, they couldn’t imagine living anywhere else.

There you have it, a true insight into the slightly less glamorous (yet always necessary) side of our lady’s worlds. As long as our ladies are always prepared, they are always smiling…